Mitchell Quote #747
Quote from Mitchell in Do It Yourself
Mitchell: All right. I thought I'd make you a little bit- Oh, my God!
Cameron: What? My face? Is it bad? It feels bad.
Mitchell: It looks a little like you stared directly into the Lost Ark.
Cameron: I want to see.
Mitchell: You don't.
Cameron: Do you think maybe me putting mud on it made it worse?
Mitchell: I don't know how putting dirt directly into a wound...
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Phil: [aside to camera] Dunphy Tower: My first commercial real-estate development. I've been dreaming of building it since I was a kid, and now it's all happening. Well, minus the trampoline park on the roof and the tunnel to my best friend's house. I am still holding out hope for a fireman's pole that takes you to the parking garage.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I don't know how I got stuck. I've been on roofs since I was 14 and discovered it was the best way to see into Ethel Burkin's bedroom. Older gal. 50s, I think. Today you probably wouldn't give her a second look, but this was before the Internet. It was either that or a Sears catalog.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay! Jay!
Jay: I'm up here.
Gloria: [to the heavens] Ay, Dios mío! Your time was too short!