Cameron Quote #1011
Quote from Cameron in Do It Yourself
Cameron: Back on the farm, every time we would take down a wasp nest, I would get stung.
Mitchell: Something you might have mentioned.
Cameron: And never once did I need fancy medicine. Just a little mud. That's right, Lily. Daddy's being self-reliant.
Mitchell: What do you think the chances are he means actual mud?
Lily: Pretty good.
Cameron: Like my Aunt Dot said, "Whether it's bee stings or back aches, a little mud is good for what ails you."
Mitchell: I don't remember meeting an Aunt Dot
Cameron: She died.
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: 15 minutes later.
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