Jay Quote #1126
Quote from Jay in Do It Yourself
Phil: Because I'm so excited about this project. I-I really think this could be a good investment.
Jay: I don't want to hear any more. You're the most cautious guy I know when it comes to business. If you think this is a slam dunk, I'm in.
Phil: Really? 'Cause I have an offer ready to go. You say the word, I hit "send."
Jay: Do it. I've been looking for investment opportunities. If you're confident, I'm confident.
Phil: [click] [chuckles]
Jay: Because you know what I'd do to you if you blew my money. [chuckles]
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do It Yourself’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Dunphy Tower: My first commercial real-estate development. I've been dreaming of building it since I was a kid, and now it's all happening. Well, minus the trampoline park on the roof and the tunnel to my best friend's house. I am still holding out hope for a fireman's pole that takes you to the parking garage.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I don't know how I got stuck. I've been on roofs since I was 14 and discovered it was the best way to see into Ethel Burkin's bedroom. Older gal. 50s, I think. Today you probably wouldn't give her a second look, but this was before the Internet. It was either that or a Sears catalog.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay! Jay!
Jay: I'm up here.
Gloria: [to the heavens] Ay, Dios mío! Your time was too short!