Gil Thorpe Quote #20

Quote from Gil Thorpe in Do It Yourself

Gil Thorpe: Freeze! Police!
Phil: I'm a Realtor. I'm not a criminal.
Gil Thorpe: Oh, well, then you're not doing it right.
Phil: Hey, Gil.
Gil Thorpe: If one of your clients is actually thinking about buying this minefield, that would be their second bad decision. First was hiring you.
Phil: Yeah, I got it.


 ‘Do It Yourself’ Quotes

Quote from Phil

Phil: [aside to camera] Dunphy Tower: My first commercial real-estate development. I've been dreaming of building it since I was a kid, and now it's all happening. Well, minus the trampoline park on the roof and the tunnel to my best friend's house. I am still holding out hope for a fireman's pole that takes you to the parking garage.

Quote from Jay

Jay: [aside to camera] I don't know how I got stuck. I've been on roofs since I was 14 and discovered it was the best way to see into Ethel Burkin's bedroom. Older gal. 50s, I think. Today you probably wouldn't give her a second look, but this was before the Internet. It was either that or a Sears catalog.

Quote from Gloria

Gloria: Jay! Jay!
Jay: I'm up here.
Gloria: [to the heavens] Ay, Dios mío! Your time was too short!