Cameron Quote #1006
Quote from Cameron in Do It Yourself
Mitchell: Okay. Now go clean your room.
Lily: It's not fair. You guys use apps for everything.
Mitchell: No, we don't.
Cameron: Well...
Mitchell: Okay, there's Uber for when we eat out and Postmates for when we eat in.
Cameron: And TaskRabbit for stuff around the house. And Washio and ParkMe and the one where the guy comes over and builds a fire in your fireplace.
Mitchell: Oh, LogBuddy. I love LogBuddy.
Cameron: We need to start leading by example. From now on, we're all gonna be a little more self-reliant. For starters, I'll build the fires.
Mitchell: But the LogBuddy guy comes dressed as a lumberjack.
Cameron: I have a flannel shirt.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do It Yourself’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Dunphy Tower: My first commercial real-estate development. I've been dreaming of building it since I was a kid, and now it's all happening. Well, minus the trampoline park on the roof and the tunnel to my best friend's house. I am still holding out hope for a fireman's pole that takes you to the parking garage.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I don't know how I got stuck. I've been on roofs since I was 14 and discovered it was the best way to see into Ethel Burkin's bedroom. Older gal. 50s, I think. Today you probably wouldn't give her a second look, but this was before the Internet. It was either that or a Sears catalog.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay! Jay!
Jay: I'm up here.
Gloria: [to the heavens] Ay, Dios mío! Your time was too short!