Gloria Quote #670
Quote from Gloria in Do It Yourself
Gloria: [aside to camera] Joe learned to throw by copying Jay, but Jay throws all crazy because of his bad shoulder.
[flashback:]
Jay: Like this, buddy. [throws ball] Son of a..!
Joe: [throws] Son of a!
[back:]
Gloria: It's the same reason Joe whistles "Sentimental Journey" when he pees.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do It Yourself’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Dunphy Tower: My first commercial real-estate development. I've been dreaming of building it since I was a kid, and now it's all happening. Well, minus the trampoline park on the roof and the tunnel to my best friend's house. I am still holding out hope for a fireman's pole that takes you to the parking garage.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I don't know how I got stuck. I've been on roofs since I was 14 and discovered it was the best way to see into Ethel Burkin's bedroom. Older gal. 50s, I think. Today you probably wouldn't give her a second look, but this was before the Internet. It was either that or a Sears catalog.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay! Jay!
Jay: I'm up here.
Gloria: [to the heavens] Ay, Dios mío! Your time was too short!