Jay Quote #1119
Quote from Jay in Do You Believe In Magic
Jay: Is that Bailey? 'Cause I think Joe has a little thing for her.
Gloria: Yeah, he did have a little thing for her. It's here. He did it again. I knew I shouldn't have trusted you talking to him, because you will let him get away with murder because he's a mini you and you like it. And you know what's worse? That you're so mean to Manny because he's different than you.
Jay: First off, Joe is not a mini me.
Joe: Crap. Crapola. Crapinski.
Jay: Well, maybe a little, and maybe I kind of like it. But why would you want to knock the Jay out of Joe? Instead of one trophy, you get two.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do You Believe In Magic’ Quotes
Quote from Sal
Sal: Fausta here can babysit Sammy and General Tsour over there. Sammy, tell your guncles hello like I taught you.
Sammy: Enchante.
Mitchell: What am I looking at here?
Sal: I'm raising him gay. Tell Uncle Mitchell what you think about those pants.
Sammy: Tragic.
Sal: Oh, it's sticking! [laughs]
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've got a crazy-good poker face, but I didn't love the watch. I'd been dropping these big hints about a pair of genuine Houdini handcuffs on sale at a local magic shop. They're from his famous Coffin of Cobras Escape of 1923. The trick was so shocking that women went into spontaneous labor and the men paired off in violent fighting.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay, this is not funny. I come from a very long line of overly sexy men. My cousin Ricardo, he had a sex addition.
Jay: You mean "addiction."
Gloria: Uh, yeah, sorry. He built an addiction onto his house for making love to his many girlfriends.