Phil Quote #1426
Quote from Phil in Do You Believe In Magic
Phil: And your mother's not unromantic. She's just been busy with work lately.
Alex: Well, you've been married for like 25 years.
Phil: What's that supposed to mean?
Alex: You guys are overdue for the romance to fizzle out a little bit.
Phil: Oh, well, it's nice to know that some dime-store posies from an unnamed stalker have made you an expert on matters of the heart. It so happens that your mother is still very romantic, which I will prove with a surprise visit to her office this afternoon. [thud]
Alex: Let me guess you built this inside and didn't measure the door?
Phil: Card was right. You don't know your own power to be mean.
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Quote from Sal
Sal: Fausta here can babysit Sammy and General Tsour over there. Sammy, tell your guncles hello like I taught you.
Sammy: Enchante.
Mitchell: What am I looking at here?
Sal: I'm raising him gay. Tell Uncle Mitchell what you think about those pants.
Sammy: Tragic.
Sal: Oh, it's sticking! [laughs]
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've got a crazy-good poker face, but I didn't love the watch. I'd been dropping these big hints about a pair of genuine Houdini handcuffs on sale at a local magic shop. They're from his famous Coffin of Cobras Escape of 1923. The trick was so shocking that women went into spontaneous labor and the men paired off in violent fighting.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay, this is not funny. I come from a very long line of overly sexy men. My cousin Ricardo, he had a sex addition.
Jay: You mean "addiction."
Gloria: Uh, yeah, sorry. He built an addiction onto his house for making love to his many girlfriends.