Haley Quote #392
Quote from Haley in Sarge & Pea
Richard: People think that cats are standoffish, but my guy, when I come home-
Haley: Okay, I've got to stop you right there. I'm not Ana, and this isn't happening.
Richard: I had a feeling. [chuckles] Can I at least take a picture with you so I can tell other women we dated?
Haley: What?! No!
Richard: You're right. It's just that you're so pretty.
Haley: All right, get in here. Ma'am?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Sarge & Pea’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Stefi: Admission has gotten tougher. Only about 4 out of 10 applicants get accepted.
Luke: Ugh.
Phil: You've beaten worse odds than that. We forgot to get you vaccinated till you were 6.
Quote from Dede
Dede: Well, I don't know what you're doing, but you look great.
Jay: And you look great, too. Oh, look, there's no line at the bar. How about a Rob Roy for old time's sake?
Dede: Oh, you remembered, Sarge. [to Mitchell] That was the only drink I could keep down when I was pregnant.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I got us a campus map, and look at this my old college frat has a chapter here! By legacy rights, I'm entitled to use the main-floor bathroom and sign out a Frisbee.