Phil Quote #1419
Quote from Phil in Sarge & Pea
Paren: Excuse me, Steffi? My son Tim here developed a finance app that caught the eye of some folks at JP Morgan, so he'll need to keep that going along with school.
Stefi: No problem. Many students work while taking class.
Phil: Excuse me, Steffi?
Luke: What are you doing?
Phil: My son Lucas here is a recognized amateur trampolinist.
Luke: Dad!
Phil: I'm assuming you guys have a training facility so he can continue his pursuits in the applied bouncing arts?
Stefi: I'm not sure I'm understanding...
Phil: You guys have a trampoline?
Stefi: I think there's a small one in the daycare center.
Phil: There are no small trampolines, only... You know what? We can move on. Everybody, this way!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Sarge & Pea’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Stefi: Admission has gotten tougher. Only about 4 out of 10 applicants get accepted.
Luke: Ugh.
Phil: You've beaten worse odds than that. We forgot to get you vaccinated till you were 6.
Quote from Dede
Dede: Well, I don't know what you're doing, but you look great.
Jay: And you look great, too. Oh, look, there's no line at the bar. How about a Rob Roy for old time's sake?
Dede: Oh, you remembered, Sarge. [to Mitchell] That was the only drink I could keep down when I was pregnant.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I got us a campus map, and look at this my old college frat has a chapter here! By legacy rights, I'm entitled to use the main-floor bathroom and sign out a Frisbee.