Haley Quote #389
Quote from Haley in Ringmaster Keifth
Haley: There must be a bus stop nearby. Until then, just act normal like we don't have [whispering] $40,000 on us.
Alex: Okay, why are you whispering only part of a sentence? That's going to attract attention.
Haley: Really? More than you being covered in sweat? Because you look like a sauna wall.
Alex: You're right. How do I make myself stop sweating?
Haley: [crying] I don't know!
Alex: Oh, don't cry. Crying's worse than sweating. [crying] Oh look, now I'm crying too!
Haley: Maybe we can smile our way out of this. [both sobbing]
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Quote from Gloria
Gloria: What is this? We don't need to put aside money for Manny's college. I already took care of it. When Manny was born, I didn't want to rely on anyone, so I started saving money from my paycheck. Eventually, I made enough money for Manny's college, so if anything happens, he'll be okay.
Jay: That's amazing. How did I not see this in the bank statements?
Gloria: Why would I put money that I might need to run away with in the middle of night in the bank? I put it in my disappear bag.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: The money has to be here somewhere. This is all the stuff from when we first moved in together.
Jay: Why do we have a box of doll heads?
Gloria: Oh, I guess you think it's a coincidence that we have never had evil spirits in this house.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Okay, get ready to pig out!
Mitchell: In six to eight hours.
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: I did Thanksgiving dinner last year, and it didn't go well.
Mitchell: Cam blew up the turkey and made the goat kill itself.
Cameron: Anyhoo, today is my comeback meal, and I decided to keep it simple and roast a pig. So, you just dig a hole, you put down a bed of coals, then a layer of banana leaves, lower the pig, cover it with burlap and tin foil, and bam! Six hours later, you dig it all up, put it on a platter, and bam! Dinner is served.