Jay Quote #1108
Quote from Jay in Ringmaster Keifth
Jay: What about these will questions? If something happens to us, who should raise Joe?
Gloria: No, Jay, don't say that.
Jay: All right, look. If someone other than us needs to raise Joe, I vote Mitch and Cam. Nice balance. Mitch is, uh, responsible, he knows culture, and Cam is basically a mom who played college football. Plus, Joe and Lily are close in age.
Gloria: Yeah, but isn't she a little...
Jay: Direct? You're not wrong. She did five minutes on my nose at Thanksgiving.
Gloria: I mean, it's a little big, but to say that it has its own zip code, that was too much for me.
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‘Ringmaster Keifth’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: What is this? We don't need to put aside money for Manny's college. I already took care of it. When Manny was born, I didn't want to rely on anyone, so I started saving money from my paycheck. Eventually, I made enough money for Manny's college, so if anything happens, he'll be okay.
Jay: That's amazing. How did I not see this in the bank statements?
Gloria: Why would I put money that I might need to run away with in the middle of night in the bank? I put it in my disappear bag.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: The money has to be here somewhere. This is all the stuff from when we first moved in together.
Jay: Why do we have a box of doll heads?
Gloria: Oh, I guess you think it's a coincidence that we have never had evil spirits in this house.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Okay, get ready to pig out!
Mitchell: In six to eight hours.
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: I did Thanksgiving dinner last year, and it didn't go well.
Mitchell: Cam blew up the turkey and made the goat kill itself.
Cameron: Anyhoo, today is my comeback meal, and I decided to keep it simple and roast a pig. So, you just dig a hole, you put down a bed of coals, then a layer of banana leaves, lower the pig, cover it with burlap and tin foil, and bam! Six hours later, you dig it all up, put it on a platter, and bam! Dinner is served.