Mitchell Quote #728
Quote from Mitchell in Snow Ball
Mitchell: Hey. Another proud moment for the struggle.
Damien: Ugh. Here she comes. Martin Luther Queen, yes. By all means, tell me about the struggle.
Mitchell: Okay, you nasty little twink. You owe everything to me and all the gays that came before you. It's because of everything we fought for that you get to snark your way through high school with lifts in your shoes instead of spending it terrified, shoved in a locker.
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: I was really proud of that.
[back:]
Damien: Wow. Just so you know. Exfoliating with a dry brush pre-shower will really help you with all of this. It'll make you look 50 again.
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: I'm not really proud of what came next.
[flashback to Mitchell shoving Damien in a locker:]
Damien: You shove like a girl!
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Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, my God, I hate pranks so much. Now I'm gonna spend the whole dance paranoid wondering what they're gonna do. Is it gonna hurt? Am I gonna cry?
Mitchell: You're a clown. Isn't that mostly just pranking people?
Cameron: No, it is not. Clowns are loving and joyful. You know what? I was warned about this kind of ignorance.
Don't make me regret marrying outside the big top.
Quote from Phil
Phil: How about ice cream?
Jay: Too cold.
Phil: Coffee?
Jay: Too late.
Phil: Oh, wait a minute. I'm such an idiot. I forgot about the Clint Eastwood retrospective followed by the scotch tasting where famous athletes from the '70s tell stories about how life used to be in Youngstown.
Jay: Really?
Phil: No! It doesn't exist.
Quote from Claire
Claire: We got to keep our eyes peeled for kids trying to bring alcohol in here. I cannot make it through this thing without a drink.