Phil Quote #1405
Phil: One time.
Jay: No, it's stupid.
Phil: Just try it.
Jay: I'm not doing it.
Phil: No one else is around.
Jay: I don't care.
Phil: Come on, I'll start. [singing] A-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh [Jay joins in] A-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh - A-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh, - In the jungle - A-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh - The mighty jungle
Jay: All right, that's it! Get out. We're doing something else.
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Jay: Too cold.
Phil: Coffee?
Jay: Too late.
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Phil: No! It doesn't exist.
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