Luke Quote #392
Manny: I'm the one who made all this happen. Do you have any idea how hard it is doing all this for $8,000 Yeah, of course not, because-
Luke: Wait, wait, wait. The budget for this was $800. You spent $8,000? That's the budget for the whole year.
Manny: I texted you, "What's my budget for the Snow Ball." You replied $8,000, followed by a gratuitous gif of a guy getting hit in the nards.
Luke: It's like just don't skateboard down a railing, right? [chuckles]
Modern Family Quotes
‘Snow Ball’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, my God, I hate pranks so much. Now I'm gonna spend the whole dance paranoid wondering what they're gonna do. Is it gonna hurt? Am I gonna cry?
Mitchell: You're a clown. Isn't that mostly just pranking people?
Cameron: No, it is not. Clowns are loving and joyful. You know what? I was warned about this kind of ignorance.
Don't make me regret marrying outside the big top.
Quote from Phil
Phil: How about ice cream?
Jay: Too cold.
Phil: Coffee?
Jay: Too late.
Phil: Oh, wait a minute. I'm such an idiot. I forgot about the Clint Eastwood retrospective followed by the scotch tasting where famous athletes from the '70s tell stories about how life used to be in Youngstown.
Jay: Really?
Phil: No! It doesn't exist.
Quote from Claire
Claire: We got to keep our eyes peeled for kids trying to bring alcohol in here. I cannot make it through this thing without a drink.