Jay Quote #1098
Quote from Jay in The Alliance
Mrs. Braithwaite: Luke, let's get those dirty, tight pants in the wash. Oh, hello. How are ya?
Jay: I'm here to pick up my barely-legal grandson.
Mrs. Braithwaite: I recognize you. From the club, right? You're the one fighting that silly new cigar rule.
Luke: Excuse me? Where'd you put my shirt?
Jay: Give us a minute, kid. It is a dumb rule, isn't it.
Mrs. Braithwaite: It's terrible. My late husband loved smoking in the main lodge.
Luke: Is that whose cologne you made me put on?
Jay: Hey, hey, hey. Boxes, right? I've got a petition here. Why don't you read it quick? You might want to sign it.
Mrs. Braithwaite: Oh, I'm not sure now's such a good time. [inhales sharply] My neck is so Luke, get in there.
Jay: Put your magic fingers to work.
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Quote from Phil
Luke: Whoa. Watch the new kicks.
Claire: What? You have another pair of new sneakers? What is that job at the club paying you?
Luke: It's the tips, Mom. There's this one lady, hold the door for her 10 bucks. Bring her an ice tea with lemon, another 10 bucks.
Phil: Best tips I ever made was when we passed the hat after a performance of my improv group, "Rule of Three." We were known for our sketches, song parodies, and full-frontal nudity.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Zdravstvuyte. [Hello]
Russian man #1: Chego ty khochesh'? [What do you want?]
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: Every day, I take Joe to a park in a Russian neighborhood. We like it there. I have picked up a few phrases that the Russian nannies tell to the Russian kids.
[back:]
Gloria: Igrovoye vremya okoncheno. [Playtime is over.]
Russian man #2: Kto ty? [Who are you?]
Gloria: Vy plokhiye parni. Vremya idti. [You are bad boys. It's time to go.]
Russian man #1: Ty dumayesh' ona na samom dele? [You think she's for real?]
Russian man #2: Yubaya zhenshchina, kotoraya vyglyadit tak i govorit po-russki, dolzhna byt' na svyazi. [Any woman that looks like that and speaks Russian must be connected.]
Gloria: Poproshchaysya so svoim drugom. Eto pereryv. [Say goodbye to your friend. It's naptime.]
Russian man #1: [gasps] Ona dolzhna znat' myasnika. [She must know the butcher.]
Russian man #2: YA uveren, chto my mozhem chto-to reshit'. [I'm sure we can work something out.]
Gloria: [aggressively] Vy khotite kurinyye pal'chiki? [You want chicken fingers?]
Russian man #2: Pozhaluysta, ne moi ruki. [Please, not my hands.]
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Where is she, anyway? Haven't seen her since the morning.
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I don't know where Stella is. I think it has something to do with the shock collar that I had to put on her because she kept running away. Maybe I tell Jay that I thought it was a necklace. He was the one who wanted to pierce her ears.