Cameron Quote #974
Quote from Cameron in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Cameron: I just saw we were running out of pumpkin dip, and I know it's your favorite, so I brought you some.
Mitchell: What's your game?
Claire: Yeah, show us your underwear.
Cameron: What?
Mitchell: Why are we so understanding about Fizbo, huh? What are you hiding?
Cameron: Hiding? Shame on you. It's Thanksgiving. I want to celebrate with my husband, my daughter, my lovely family, Jerry. I think it's sad that you two look at life as some sort of game where everyone's trying to get away with something. Some people are just nice.
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: They bought it. Truth is, I paid for the jamboree with money we had saved for a romantic Hawaiian vacation. I even sprung for fancy straw bales flown in from Missouri.
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‘Thanksgiving Jamboree’ Quotes
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Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
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Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.