Gloria Quote #648
Quote from Gloria in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Joe: I got you a blanket, Mr. Goat.
Gloria: No, no, no, no, no! We're going to wait for Santa Claus by the chimney!
Joe: But it's Thanksgiving.
Joe: What about Mr. Goat? How come I don't hear him anymore?
Gloria: Ay, Mr. Goat is fine! Baaa! Did you hear that? What is it, Mr. Goat? Baaa! He's saying that he needs some time alone. Look, there's some cookies for Santa. Here, why don't you go and sit by the chimney and wait.
Joe: Santa!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Thanksgiving Jamboree’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.