Mitchell Quote #718
Quote from Mitchell in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Claire: Whatever you did to Cam, it can't have been that bad. And it is not worth this.
Mitchell: Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm worrying too much.
Claire: You are.
Mitchell: I gave Cam's Fizbo costume away.
Claire: Oh, my God, he's gonna kill everyone in the house.
Mitchell: The truck was here, and there were so many boxes, and you know how excited I get about a deduction.
Claire: Listen to me. He's not going to believe that this was an accident. You can never, ever tell him.
Mitchell: He's gonna know it's missing. I mean, he pulls it out for everything. Birthday parties, brunches, hot yoga...
Modern Family Quotes
‘Thanksgiving Jamboree’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.