Haley Quote #380
Quote from Haley in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Cameron: Oh, what happened?
Rainer Shiner: Oh, nothing, just a Korean laser peel. Hurt like hell, but once the skin regenerates, it's gonna take ten years off these money makers.
Phil: Hey! There she is. Thanks for dropping her off.
Haley: Uh, actually, Rainer's daughter is with her mom, so I invited him to spend Thanksgiving with us.
Rainer Shiner: I am loving this country theme! This reminds me of when I worked for Newscenter Twelve in Tulsa, except no one here's bitter and drunk.
Phil: Gosh, I would hate for you to feel weird, though, since this is just for family.
Haley: Isn't that our old neighbor, Jerry, stuffing appetizers into a ziplock?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Thanksgiving Jamboree’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.