Luke Quote #388
Quote from Luke in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Jerry: I'm only allowed to see my children once a week. I hardly know them.
Luke: Oh, well, Clark's head of the math club, and Tina's turned into a bit of a slut.
Jerry: Thanks for the update.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Thanksgiving Jamboree’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.