Gloria Quote #642
Manny: I had the most humiliating experience of my entire life. I may never leave this house again.
Gloria: Okay, you're just tired. I'm gonna make you an espresso, and you go back.
Manny: No, I can't go back there.
Gloria: Did you get in trouble again for adjusting the lighting? You're still young. You can take a bright bulb.
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