Gloria Quote #628

Quote from Gloria in Blindsided

Manny: Wait. You think I'm going to lose? But you never think I'm going to lose!
Jay: Look, you're a great kid. All we're saying is be a little more Casual Friday, a little Ash Wednesday.
Gloria: Yeah. Go up there and be like, "Yo! What's up, ballers?!" [chuckles] "Mondays off. Like, pizza and whatever."
Manny: This is feeling a little weird.
Jay: Trust us.
Manny: If you really think it'll help.
Jay: [to Gloria] Hey, write that pizza-pie thing down while it's fresh.

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