Jay Quote #1064
Quote from Jay in Blindsided
Jay: I don't like to play this card, but I am the patriarch, and I have spoken.
Claire: Not much of a card, Dad, 'cause I don't really care. So, how about the two of you get going, because Luke has a speech to work on?
Jay: You want to go up against the Pritchett political machine? So be it!
Luke: Bye, Grandpa!
Jay: [warmly] Bye, kiddo!
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‘Blindsided’ Quotes
Quote from Ronaldo
Ronaldo: Mm, I'm going to miss this beautiful diva. Her tummy can get a little fussy, so if you're ever wondering what to cook for her, just ask yourself, "What would Patti LuPone eat?"
Quote from Phil
Phil: Not to sound like a total Katen, but Haley's new job seems whack.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: If Haley wants to work in promotion, she should learn from my guy, Mr. Merv Schechter. Among his brilliant innovations, the indoor blimp that drops coupons at basketball games. Sadly, it was later weaponized by several terrorist organizations.
Quote from Claire
Claire: All right, Luke, we need to talk. Grandpa is coming for you, and he has run successful political campaigns before. He got Mitchell elected class president before it was cool to be gay.