Jay Quote #1047
Quote from Jay in A Tale of Three Cities
Jay: You each have a sausage on your plate I selected based on your individual personality and temperament.
Cameron: Is this blood sausage? Because mine's pink.
Mitchell: Oh, my mine's pink, t-- Oh. Very funny, Dad.
Jay: Now take a bite of bread, a sip of water to cleanse the palate.
Gloria: Mine smells spicy.
Jay: Show of hands. Who heard me say "Smell your sausage"?
Phil: The box said these pigs were massaged daily, then killed from behind to keep the panic hormone from tainting the meat.
Claire: [smiling] They were murdered from behind?
Jay: The three things I want you to pay attention to are bouquet, texture, and finish. You may begin.
Luke: Can I have some ketchup?
Jay: We're done here.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Tale of Three Cities’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Cameron: Hey, um, I wish you'd be a little more mindful of my family situation.
Mitchell: I'm sorry. I didn't realize the vigil had drifted out to the common areas. Cam, come on. She's 95 years old and plugged into a wall. Maybe it's time to, you know...
Cameron: What? What are you saying, Mitchell? That we should pull the plug? [all gasp]
Lily: [Southern accent] Lord o' mercy.
Quote from Joe
Joe: Daddy?
Jay: What?
Joe: Got you a present.
Jay: That's my boy! Let's see. What do we got in here? Hey. An ice bucket.
[aside to camera:]
Joe: I saw Manny take shampoos from the hotel. So I took some things, too. Then some bigger things. I like stealing. It makes my heart go fast.
[back:]
Jay: And what's in the ice bucket? Oh! A hair dryer. Thanks, buddy.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] We were in Juarez for my sweet 19-year-old cousin Marisol's third wedding. It was so beautiful. Thank God that they finished that tunnel in time for her father to make it.