Haley Quote #360
Quote from Haley in A Tale of Three Cities
Phil: Claire, the sign says "No loud noises." You'll scare David Blaine.
Claire: So, he just sits in jello for four days? I don't get how that's magic.
Phil: You wouldn't.
[meanwhile:]
Luke: I wish Dad was here. He'd love this.
Alex: Well, he isn't, and neither are we.
[back:]
Phil: Remember how Luke used to call it "jeh-woh"? I hate that I can't share this with him. Magic isn't about secrets and tricking people.
Claire: Phil! Get it together. Like your boyfriend, David Blaine, we're taking how we did this to the grave.
[back:]
Luke: I just feel bad that he's missing out. This is our thing.
Haley: Hey! You will never tell him about this, or we will finish what that unlicensed carnival started, okay?
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Tale of Three Cities’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Cameron: Hey, um, I wish you'd be a little more mindful of my family situation.
Mitchell: I'm sorry. I didn't realize the vigil had drifted out to the common areas. Cam, come on. She's 95 years old and plugged into a wall. Maybe it's time to, you know...
Cameron: What? What are you saying, Mitchell? That we should pull the plug? [all gasp]
Lily: [Southern accent] Lord o' mercy.
Quote from Joe
Joe: Daddy?
Jay: What?
Joe: Got you a present.
Jay: That's my boy! Let's see. What do we got in here? Hey. An ice bucket.
[aside to camera:]
Joe: I saw Manny take shampoos from the hotel. So I took some things, too. Then some bigger things. I like stealing. It makes my heart go fast.
[back:]
Jay: And what's in the ice bucket? Oh! A hair dryer. Thanks, buddy.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] We were in Juarez for my sweet 19-year-old cousin Marisol's third wedding. It was so beautiful. Thank God that they finished that tunnel in time for her father to make it.