Jay Quote #1038
Quote from Jay in Double Click
Jay: Of course I have the agendas, Claire. I was just trying to prove a point. I mean, what do you need those things for, anyway? Agendas. They're crutches. They're for the weak. You think the founding fathers wrote down an agenda?
Claire: Well, isn't the Declaration of Inde-
Jay: A leader leads, not reads. You go into that meeting with a bunch of agendas, you're asking for their approval. "Like me! Like me! Like me!" I say "No"! How many times have I told you, the first rule of being a good boss is "You don't need your employees to be your friends." You need them to respect you!
Claire: Thank you. That is exactly what I needed to hear.
Jay: I'm just doing my job. Yeah. Just trust your gut, kid. Double-click on yourself.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Double Click’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: Honey, there's no one there.
Phil: There was. I saw girl bumps and hair.
Claire: It was probably just his Chewbacca doll.
Phil: It's not a doll. It's a plush action figure.
Claire: Well, as long as he's sleeping with that thing, it's the only action he's gettin'.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Why did you get him so mad? I need him in a good mood. I need to ask him to go with me next week to Juárez to my cousin's wedding.
Manny: Is that safe?
Gloria: Of course not. The invitation says "Short run to the reception."
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Pepper's parties are as fun as they are confusing. Okay, stay with me on this one. Gender Blender Broadway Brunch. You dress as a Broadway character of the opposite sex, and there's no solid food. It's a perfect party if you're a show queen with a broken jaw.