Phil Quote #1333
Quote from Phil in Double Click
[aside to camera:]
Phil: A tiny but noticeable red mark on his neck? I'm not an idiot. Someone's been practicing his orange grip.
[back:]
Phil: Pick up the pace! This is where we make up for your mom being so bad at Hula-Hooping. Shoot!
[aside to camera:]
Phil: [holding a woman's shoe] I randomly found this in a bush under Luke's window. Alex probably asked Haley to borrow them, Haley threw the pair, Alex caught one, the other one flew out the window, phone call came, they forgot. Girls.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Double Click’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: Honey, there's no one there.
Phil: There was. I saw girl bumps and hair.
Claire: It was probably just his Chewbacca doll.
Phil: It's not a doll. It's a plush action figure.
Claire: Well, as long as he's sleeping with that thing, it's the only action he's gettin'.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Why did you get him so mad? I need him in a good mood. I need to ask him to go with me next week to Juárez to my cousin's wedding.
Manny: Is that safe?
Gloria: Of course not. The invitation says "Short run to the reception."
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Pepper's parties are as fun as they are confusing. Okay, stay with me on this one. Gender Blender Broadway Brunch. You dress as a Broadway character of the opposite sex, and there's no solid food. It's a perfect party if you're a show queen with a broken jaw.