Claire Quote #592
Quote from Claire in Double Click
Claire: [aside to camera] That "buddy" stuff may have worked for my dad, but I wanted a more personal touch when I took over. I wanted this to be a fun place to work, so I had an arcade dance game installed in the warehouse. I figure you give them a little sugar, takes the edge off when you have to fire someone like...
[flashback:]
All: [chanting] Neal! Neal! Neal!
Claire: What is going on?
Ben: Dude, Neal is tearing it up on this dance machine. Check out his score.
Claire: Wow! He's pretty quick on that thing.
Ben: Oh, don't worry, Claire. He's never gonna beat your record. You've had that for months.No one's even come close.
Claire: Oh, I'm not worried about that.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Double Click’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: Honey, there's no one there.
Phil: There was. I saw girl bumps and hair.
Claire: It was probably just his Chewbacca doll.
Phil: It's not a doll. It's a plush action figure.
Claire: Well, as long as he's sleeping with that thing, it's the only action he's gettin'.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Why did you get him so mad? I need him in a good mood. I need to ask him to go with me next week to Juárez to my cousin's wedding.
Manny: Is that safe?
Gloria: Of course not. The invitation says "Short run to the reception."
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Pepper's parties are as fun as they are confusing. Okay, stay with me on this one. Gender Blender Broadway Brunch. You dress as a Broadway character of the opposite sex, and there's no solid food. It's a perfect party if you're a show queen with a broken jaw.