Claire Quote #586
Quote from Claire in Crazy Train
Mitchell: "Mom has always been a free spirit."
Claire: "She has also helped to free a lot of spirits from bottles 'cause the woman's a boozehound!" Hello!
Mitchell: Yeah, I'm not gonna put that in. Uh, how about this one? "The secret to her chocolate chip cookies was a dash of salt-"
Claire: "And two scoops of crazy because the lady's imbalanced." Hello!
Mitchell: Claire, this is toast, not a roast.
Claire: Are you uncomfortable because, for the first time in your life, you have to be the straight man? Hello!
Mitchell: Saying "hello" doesn't make mean things funny.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Crazy Train’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Gloria: Manny, it was a great idea to come on the train.
Manny: Rail is a last bastion of respectable travel now that every airport has become a sweat-pant convention.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Hey, thank you. Here's an Andrew Jackson. Make a clean set of sheets happen, I'll introduce you to his twin brother. [chuckles] You don't have to do the banter, but what's it cost me?
Quote from Cameron
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: Phil sent me his Silverton fan fiction, "Open House, Closed Casket."
[separetly to camera:]
Phil: "He looked up at the pristine crown molding in the great room and felt the breeze of the recently updated central air. 'Mrs. Coruthers, just as this desirable corner lot was split in half, so, too, is Mr. Coruthers.' The widow gasped and steadied herself on the granite kitchen island, a fitting metaphor for how alone she felt, despite being walking distance to a vibrant shopping district and wonderful schools."
[back:]
Cameron: I've been avoiding him for the last two weeks.