Jay Quote #1017
Quote from Jay in Man Shouldn't Lie
Jay: I have to talk to you about something.
Gloria: What?
Jay: I owe you an apology. I have to go to Cleveland this weekend for my Aunt Bea's funeral. Nice old lady. Fell off a cliff.
Gloria: I'll- I'll go with you. I'll start packing right now.
Jay: No, no, no. You stay here with Joe and Manny. I'll send you a snow globe. Hey, did we have an extra pair of binoculars? I saw a weird bird outside.
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Quote from Gloria
Jay: Why would I want these people in my house messing up my poker game?
Gloria: Maybe you'll meet new friends.
Jay: We've been over this before. I don't want any new friends. I have the exact-right number of friends.
Gloria: Jay, your friends have been around since before the movies could talk. I don't think it's the worst idea to start getting some backups.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Dana, come with me to the kitchen while the boys get to know each other.
Dana: All right. Did you hear they're thinking of eliminating cursive at the school?
Gloria: All of it, or just the "F" word?
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Great. Now I'm stuck going to some boring charity event with Reece. You see what your mom got me into?
Manny: Jay, come on. Keep an open mind.
Gloria: All we're saying is give Reece a chance.