Phil Quote #1311
Quote from Phil in Man Shouldn't Lie
Phil: Honey. I got some vase options. What happened?
Haley: Um... What do you think happened?
Phil: I think she saw those flowers as the shallow, transparent gesture they were and shredded them to pieces in a justifiable rage.
Haley: Yep.
Phil: What have I done to upset her so much?
Haley: Maybe you should look in a mirror and ask yourself that question.
Phil: Sweet Teen Wolf, what have I become?
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Quote from Gloria
Jay: Why would I want these people in my house messing up my poker game?
Gloria: Maybe you'll meet new friends.
Jay: We've been over this before. I don't want any new friends. I have the exact-right number of friends.
Gloria: Jay, your friends have been around since before the movies could talk. I don't think it's the worst idea to start getting some backups.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Dana, come with me to the kitchen while the boys get to know each other.
Dana: All right. Did you hear they're thinking of eliminating cursive at the school?
Gloria: All of it, or just the "F" word?
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Great. Now I'm stuck going to some boring charity event with Reece. You see what your mom got me into?
Manny: Jay, come on. Keep an open mind.
Gloria: All we're saying is give Reece a chance.