Jay Quote #1014
Quote from Jay in Man Shouldn't Lie
Reece: I brought you some Scotch.
Jay: Wow. That's quite a bottle.
Reece: Thank you.
Jay: Mm. Hey, Gloria tells me you're the Kings' dentist.
Reece: Well, when you say it like that, it sounds so hoity-toity. [chuckles] Why don't we crack that open? And do you have any Cohiba Robustos?
Jay: Oh, I wish, but, you know, they're impossible to find.
Reece: Hmm. Well, look at that. I just found two.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: Okay, the guy wasn't all bad, but I couldn't let Gloria know or it would open the door for a whole bunch of new things I don't want to do: trendy restaurants, movies about how women feel about crap. And who needs it?
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‘Man Shouldn't Lie’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Why would I want these people in my house messing up my poker game?
Gloria: Maybe you'll meet new friends.
Jay: We've been over this before. I don't want any new friends. I have the exact-right number of friends.
Gloria: Jay, your friends have been around since before the movies could talk. I don't think it's the worst idea to start getting some backups.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Dana, come with me to the kitchen while the boys get to know each other.
Dana: All right. Did you hear they're thinking of eliminating cursive at the school?
Gloria: All of it, or just the "F" word?
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Great. Now I'm stuck going to some boring charity event with Reece. You see what your mom got me into?
Manny: Jay, come on. Keep an open mind.
Gloria: All we're saying is give Reece a chance.