Claire Quote #561
Quote from Claire in The Storm
Claire: It's so nothing. I mean... [scoffs] Manny got his robe caught in the refrigerator door, and I may have accidentally seen him.
Manny: Oh, you saw.
Claire: Okay. Manny, it's over. What happened happened. It's done.
Gloria: Okay? Okay, good, because I have a problem and I need your help, Claire.
Claire: Yes. You got it. What is it?
Gloria: Well, Manny doesn't want to go to his school trip because there is a rumor that the kids want to go skinny-dipping, and he's self-conscious about his body.
Claire: I'm gonna pretend I don't understand why you're including me in this conversation.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Storm’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: What's going on here? I could cut the tension with my machete.
Quote from Haley
Haley: [aside to camera] Andy I started out pretty hot and heavy, but, uh, the last few weeks I've just been super busy, so I guess he's feeling neglected, and he's acting a little cold. I mean, a chuck on the arm? What are we, Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer? [chuckles] Those are people, right?
Quote from Luke
Alex: Why can't we remember this last piece? We just had it this morning.
Luke: Hey, guys. I know you're busy, but do you think being hit by lightning can make people smarter?
Alex: Get out of here.
Luke: Huh. Yeah. [starts writing on the whiteboard] It's probably just a myth. There's so much crazy stuff written on the Internet these days.
[aside to camera:]
Luke: Turns out, when they figured it out the first time, the formula was in the background of a selfie I took.
[back:]
Luke: Anyway, if you don't think lightning can do that, it must not be true. After all, you are the smartest people I know. [drops the marker pen]