Claire Quote #562
Quote from Claire in The Storm
Manny: Maybe she doesn't think I have a beautiful body.
Gloria: Oh. Ay, dios mio! Claire, is this true?
Claire: No! Okay, I can't do this. I'm- I'm just gonna go ahead and walk away now. But if a bolt of lightning should strike this house, you can send it my way.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Storm’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: What's going on here? I could cut the tension with my machete.
Quote from Haley
Haley: [aside to camera] Andy I started out pretty hot and heavy, but, uh, the last few weeks I've just been super busy, so I guess he's feeling neglected, and he's acting a little cold. I mean, a chuck on the arm? What are we, Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer? [chuckles] Those are people, right?
Quote from Luke
Alex: Why can't we remember this last piece? We just had it this morning.
Luke: Hey, guys. I know you're busy, but do you think being hit by lightning can make people smarter?
Alex: Get out of here.
Luke: Huh. Yeah. [starts writing on the whiteboard] It's probably just a myth. There's so much crazy stuff written on the Internet these days.
[aside to camera:]
Luke: Turns out, when they figured it out the first time, the formula was in the background of a selfie I took.
[back:]
Luke: Anyway, if you don't think lightning can do that, it must not be true. After all, you are the smartest people I know. [drops the marker pen]