Gloria Quote #588
Quote from Gloria in Thunk in the Trunk
Gloria: What the hell? Somebody stole my cutout.
Jay: Stolen? Damn it! Well, there's no point in replacing it because it's just gonna get stolen again.
Gloria: I can't replace it. It took two weeks just to get the mechanical arm working right. Oh, wait till I catch this rat. I'm going to make him regret that he was ever- Hey, Jay, turn the heater on. I can hear Manny's teeth chattering.
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