Jay Quote #961
Quote from Jay in Spread Your Wings
Mitchell: I'm just curious, because this tape was on its way to goodwill, and all of a sudden, you pulled it out of your back pocket.
Jay: I put on a couple of extra pounds, and Jane got me out of a similar situation in the '80s.
Mitchell: Please tell me you were wearing leg warmers.
Jay: Leave me alone.
Jay: We got this, girls. March it out.
Mitchell: Well, for whatever it's worth, Dad, I didn't notice.
Jay: Gloria did. She did that little poke thing to my spare tire. Lily, keep the beat. I hate to admit it, but it bugged the hell out of me. Kim-ly, we're punching and we're stepping. Care to join us? So, I figured I'd do this workout every damn day of the week until I was nothing but abs, buns, and thighs. Work your glutes, Tiffany! This is your problem area.
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Lily: This is boring. Let's go and build a fort in my room. [Lily and friends run off to her bedroom]
Jay: So, what? You're just gonna give up?
Mitchell: You got to know when to surrender.
Jay: No, sir. I'm not losing to the Vietnamese twice in a lifetime. Get up. No man left behind.