Phil Quote #1258
Quote from Phil in Spread Your Wings
Alex: Yeah. Come check out these gloves. They're awesome. Any movement, even the slightest motion, will be mirrored by the robotic hands. Possible applications are bomb defusement, nuclear reactor repair, and remote neurosurgery.
Phil: What has two thumbs and any lady robot he wants? This guy.
Alex: Dad, this isn't a toy.
Phil: Hello, my loyal robot subjects.
Alex: Dad?
Phil: Jazz hands!
Alex: The other robots are staring!
Phil: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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‘Spread Your Wings’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [knocks] What's the most dangerous type of uranium cake? Yellow!
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Big day. I'm going to see Alex. I'm, uh I'm a little nervous because she's been pulling away lately. Calls don't get returned. I don't get asked to visit as much. Maybe it's hitting me hard 'cause I never went through that with my dad. After my junior year, we- We rode a tandem bike across Mykonos. Come to think of it, there were lots of fathers and sons there.
Quote from Jay
Lily: This is boring. Let's go and build a fort in my room. [Lily and friends run off to her bedroom]
Jay: So, what? You're just gonna give up?
Mitchell: You got to know when to surrender.
Jay: No, sir. I'm not losing to the Vietnamese twice in a lifetime. Get up. No man left behind.