Phil Quote #1253
Claire: [aside to camera] Last summer, Phil and I went to Cabo for five days, and we met Tom and Lisa Delaney, and we had so much fun, we make sure to see them every time they're in town.
Phil: Tom's a hugely successful investment banker.
Claire: Yeah.
Phil: He does tons of charity work, he runs a marathon in 3:24, and he flies his own helicopter.
Claire: Yeah, and Lisa-
Phil: Yeah, she is one lucky lady.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Playdates’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It was adorable. Lily was clearly smitten with that little Canadian Monte. Just heard that. Delightful. It was a rite of passage that I had been looking forward to - my daughter's first crush. And I wanted to be there for her in a way that no one was there for me. Of course, my first crush was on a statue of a confederate general in front of a courthouse. That's the same year they put up the "do not climb the statue" signs.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: What did you miss?
Marty: It's Fred and Ginger week on TCM. They're showing "Swing Time," and I forgot to record it.
Jay: Let me tell you about a little innovation called Netflix. You'll never miss another movie again.
Marty: Really?
Jay: Hand to god. You pick a film on your computer. Three days later, there's a disk in your mailbox. You got to stay up with technology, Marty.
Marty: Wow. Thanks. [to Vicki] Can you believe he doesn't know about streaming? If I ever get that out of touch, kill me.
Quote from Lily
Lily: If you're going to keep giggling, I'll do my own nails.
Cameron: I'm sorry. It's just funny, the juxtaposition.
Lily: I get it, I'm Asian. Ha ha ha. It's racist, daddy.