Haley Quote #337
Alex: Why would he just show up? Shouldn't he have given us some notice?
Haley: I kind of remember him calling about it, but I would've put it in my phone- Oh, there it is.
Alex: Of course.
Haley: Oh, my god. I'm supposed to be cat-sitting.
Alex: We have to figure out something good. He's the first to call us on our birthdays, and he always gets us amazing presents. Are you even listening to me?
Haley: How long can a cat go without eating?
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‘Playdates’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Gloria: What did you miss?
Marty: It's Fred and Ginger week on TCM. They're showing "Swing Time," and I forgot to record it.
Jay: Let me tell you about a little innovation called Netflix. You'll never miss another movie again.
Marty: Really?
Jay: Hand to god. You pick a film on your computer. Three days later, there's a disk in your mailbox. You got to stay up with technology, Marty.
Marty: Wow. Thanks. [to Vicki] Can you believe he doesn't know about streaming? If I ever get that out of touch, kill me.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It was adorable. Lily was clearly smitten with that little Canadian Monte. Just heard that. Delightful. It was a rite of passage that I had been looking forward to - my daughter's first crush. And I wanted to be there for her in a way that no one was there for me. Of course, my first crush was on a statue of a confederate general in front of a courthouse. That's the same year they put up the "do not climb the statue" signs.
Quote from Lily
Lily: If you're going to keep giggling, I'll do my own nails.
Cameron: I'm sorry. It's just funny, the juxtaposition.
Lily: I get it, I'm Asian. Ha ha ha. It's racist, daddy.