Phil Quote #1237
Quote from Phil in Phil's Sexy, Sexy House
Phil: You should all be ashamed of yourselves. I'm the only one authorized to be here. By sneaking in, you've disrespected me, and violated the trust between me, my clients, and this sexy, sexy house. No. No! Great. Now Lisa's dead. I want everybody out of here right now!
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‘Phil's Sexy, Sexy House’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Jay: [aside to camera] So, this year, we're surprising the family with a trip to Miami. The travel company needs everybody's driver's license to book the flight. That's where "sticky fingers" here comes in handy.
Gloria: Everybody has a bad cousin that teaches you a few things. Like how to smoke, how to pick-pocket, how to hot-wire a car, how to put tacks on your shoe when you want to throw off a-a lie-detector test.
Jay: Which cousin was this?
Gloria: I am the cousin.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [to Alex] Let me give you a hug goodbye. I cannot believe that you're already going to college. It seems like yesterday when you were a little girl reading at college level.
Quote from Alex
Claire: Oh, Alex!
Phil: Claire?
Claire: Reuben again? He wore a Batman cape to the first day of high school!
Alex: You're really judging me right now when you look like a hooker at Comic-Con?