Phil Quote #1232
Quote from Phil in The More You Ignore Me
Claire: Honey, I don't wanna go to this Titans dinner any more than you do, but we're gonna be late. Phil. Phil. Phil!
Phil: Dunphy.
Claire: What is going on?
Phil: I'm trying to pay Luke's impound fee, but this automated phone system doesn't understand anything I'm saying.
Phil: Dun-phy. Dun-phy. Yes. No. No. Not Bill Dunphy. We went over my first name for 20 minutes! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! [the ducklings follow Phil]
Modern Family Quotes
‘The More You Ignore Me’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: It's a secret recipe that has been in my family for generations.
Cameron: Was your sauce buried in a local time capsule during the bicentennial? Because mine was.
Gloria: My great-aunt Miranda was the only one that could make it, and because I was the oldest girl that didn't marry a Peruvian, the recipe passed down to me.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It was a boon year for tomatoes on the farm, or what we're calling Tomatogeddon. So they made an extra-large batch of Tucker's famous, and we're selling it at the Farmers' Market.
Mitchell: Now, when you say "famous"?
Cameron: It's known Missouri-wide. A death-row inmate requested it for his last meal.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, you, sir, take your time deciding. We'll be here just as sure as a coonhound takes a summer nap in the shade of a chifferobe.
Mitchell: OK, now you're just randomly throwing words together from "To Kill a Mockingbird."