Gloria Quote #570
Quote from Gloria in The More You Ignore Me
Gloria: Cilantro!
Cameron: What?
Gloria: That car backfiring, it sounded like gunshots. I remember when I was a little girl in my aunt's kitchen, and she started chopping the cilantro really loud so that we couldn't hear the noise.
Cameron: Yes, okay. Well, what else do you remember?
Gloria: Well, nothing, Cam. It was 30 years ago.
Cameron: No, the recipe is inside you! It just needs to come out!
Joe: Mommy, I found it. [pig oinks]
Gloria: Lemon juice!
Cameron: What? Oh, see? I told you it's just a matter of time!
Gloria: [siren wails] Capers, jalapeno, and a dash of black pepper!
Modern Family Quotes
‘The More You Ignore Me’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: It's a secret recipe that has been in my family for generations.
Cameron: Was your sauce buried in a local time capsule during the bicentennial? Because mine was.
Gloria: My great-aunt Miranda was the only one that could make it, and because I was the oldest girl that didn't marry a Peruvian, the recipe passed down to me.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It was a boon year for tomatoes on the farm, or what we're calling Tomatogeddon. So they made an extra-large batch of Tucker's famous, and we're selling it at the Farmers' Market.
Mitchell: Now, when you say "famous"?
Cameron: It's known Missouri-wide. A death-row inmate requested it for his last meal.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, you, sir, take your time deciding. We'll be here just as sure as a coonhound takes a summer nap in the shade of a chifferobe.
Mitchell: OK, now you're just randomly throwing words together from "To Kill a Mockingbird."