Phil Quote #1228
Quote from Phil in The More You Ignore Me
Claire: OK, my point is it wouldn't hurt Alex to loosen up. I mean, I'm worried that she's getting a little-
Phil: There it is again. Just say it, Claire, You like our kids running wild 'cause you're worried they're too much like their namby-pamby dad, Mr. Goody-Goody, Mayor of Vanillatown.
Claire: Is this 'cause the ducks like me better?
Phil: That is biological, and you know it. There are videos of them online following around a vacuum cleaner. They're basically idiots!
Modern Family Quotes
‘The More You Ignore Me’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: It's a secret recipe that has been in my family for generations.
Cameron: Was your sauce buried in a local time capsule during the bicentennial? Because mine was.
Gloria: My great-aunt Miranda was the only one that could make it, and because I was the oldest girl that didn't marry a Peruvian, the recipe passed down to me.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It was a boon year for tomatoes on the farm, or what we're calling Tomatogeddon. So they made an extra-large batch of Tucker's famous, and we're selling it at the Farmers' Market.
Mitchell: Now, when you say "famous"?
Cameron: It's known Missouri-wide. A death-row inmate requested it for his last meal.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, you, sir, take your time deciding. We'll be here just as sure as a coonhound takes a summer nap in the shade of a chifferobe.
Mitchell: OK, now you're just randomly throwing words together from "To Kill a Mockingbird."