Jay Quote #912
Quote from Jay in The More You Ignore Me
Jay: I'm starting over.
Gloria: Why?
Jay: You guys were bored, and the video obviously doesn't capture my essence. You think that fellow Titan Ed Fisk, the Lion of Linoleum, would make that mistake?
Gloria: How big is this event? Is there going to be a red carpet?
Jay: No, but Red Murtaugh, of Red's Carpets, will be there. I'm walking with giants, Gloria, and that's a good way to get stepped on.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The More You Ignore Me’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: It's a secret recipe that has been in my family for generations.
Cameron: Was your sauce buried in a local time capsule during the bicentennial? Because mine was.
Gloria: My great-aunt Miranda was the only one that could make it, and because I was the oldest girl that didn't marry a Peruvian, the recipe passed down to me.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It was a boon year for tomatoes on the farm, or what we're calling Tomatogeddon. So they made an extra-large batch of Tucker's famous, and we're selling it at the Farmers' Market.
Mitchell: Now, when you say "famous"?
Cameron: It's known Missouri-wide. A death-row inmate requested it for his last meal.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, you, sir, take your time deciding. We'll be here just as sure as a coonhound takes a summer nap in the shade of a chifferobe.
Mitchell: OK, now you're just randomly throwing words together from "To Kill a Mockingbird."