Manny Quote #347
Quote from Manny in The Day Alex Left for College
Claire: Okay, so we all agree. Everybody gets a free pass once a year to miss a kid event.
Mitchell: Ooh, I heard Luke might be forming a boy band, so I want to get out in front of that.
Manny: Great! That means you'll be available for my one-man quick-change version of "Seven Brides For Seven Brothers."
Mitchell: I'm gonna change my vote.
Cameron: Yeah, put me down for missing that, too.
Manny: No, but you don't understand. I-I play all the brides and all the brothers.
Claire: Make it three.
Manny: But you'll come, right, Jay?
[Jay eats a nibble so his mouth is full]
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Day Alex Left for College’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Nobody gets out of this. World's worst sport, world's worst players of it. Twenty-two girls in a cluster zig-zagging across a field like a busted Roomba. Except the only thing it sucks up is two hours of my life.
Quote from Gloria
Manny: It's a tragedy. No other way to put it.
Jay: Such a beautiful day, too.
Gloria: We just have to accept that Lily has a soccer game and we all have to be there. You were supposed to make an excuse.
Jay: I'm sorry! I ran into Cam at the market. He asked if we could go. I panicked. I shot myself in the foot.
Gloria: Oh, yeah, you shot yourself on your foot, you put your foot in your mouth, you put the shoe in the wrong foot. What is with you Americans and the foot? I hate that painting, by the way.
Quote from Haley
Alex: Hey! No, give that back. Need I remind you I am a yellow belt?
Haley: Ugh, I can't keep track of all your ugly belts, but I don't think you should change roommates.