Gloria Quote #554
Quote from Gloria in The Day Alex Left for College
Manny: Um, you guys, I just got a text from Cam.
Jay: Give me that. "Gosh, I sure do hope Jay's all right. It's unbelievable something like that could have happened."
Gloria: You're welcome.
Claire: Fantastic. It's perfect.
Jay: We're all good.
Manny: Well, you guys, you might want to listen again, only this time, I'll be Cam. [sarcastically] "Gosh, I sure do hope Jay is all right." It's unbelievable something like this could happen."
Gloria: We're screwed.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Day Alex Left for College’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Nobody gets out of this. World's worst sport, world's worst players of it. Twenty-two girls in a cluster zig-zagging across a field like a busted Roomba. Except the only thing it sucks up is two hours of my life.
Quote from Gloria
Manny: It's a tragedy. No other way to put it.
Jay: Such a beautiful day, too.
Gloria: We just have to accept that Lily has a soccer game and we all have to be there. You were supposed to make an excuse.
Jay: I'm sorry! I ran into Cam at the market. He asked if we could go. I panicked. I shot myself in the foot.
Gloria: Oh, yeah, you shot yourself on your foot, you put your foot in your mouth, you put the shoe in the wrong foot. What is with you Americans and the foot? I hate that painting, by the way.
Quote from Haley
Alex: Hey! No, give that back. Need I remind you I am a yellow belt?
Haley: Ugh, I can't keep track of all your ugly belts, but I don't think you should change roommates.