Jay Quote #882
Quote from Jay in Crying Out Loud
Jay: Just got off the phone with Dan Signer.
Claire: Who?
Jay: He's one of the big mucks at the Grand Royal Hotels.
Claire: Oh.
Jay: They're thinking about dropping our account. Something about you turning down the job offer.And then accepting it. And then turning it down. And then accepting it again. Why are you jerking him around? You're worse than Claudia.
Claire: Who's Claudia?
Jay: Janice's ex-girlfriend. She strung her along for eight years. Now they're in a custody battle over two Labradors. Am I the only one that got stuck in the break room with her today?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Crying Out Loud’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Mitchell: Hey, sweetie.
Lily: Hi.
Mitchell: How was your day?
Lily: Better than hers. What's wrong now?
Mitchell: Daddy's just having a moment.
Lily: He's always having a moment.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [crying] No, no.
Cameron: Mitchell, what's wrong?
Mitchell: I feel like Lily's inability to show feelings for other people might be my fault.
Cameron: Oh, honey, I think that too. But just take comfort in knowing you got there on your own.
Mitchell: I'm watching The Bridges of Madison County because it's the only thing that makes me cry. When she gets home, I'm gonna turn this off and pretend I was reading this.
Cameron: "Typhoon Flattens Orphanage."
Mitchell: Yeah. That's sad, right? Now get out of here, because she's gonna be home any second and I'm trying to stay sad.
Quote from Phil
Phil: You know what? We're bustin' in.
Luke: How? Smash a window with a brick?
Phil: I had something a little more elegant in mind. I think you forget that I gave birth to this building. I know her strengths and her weaknesses. [shakes doors] Did you see a brick?