Gavin Saint Clair: What do you want? Oh.
Gloria: I just want you to listen to my voice and look into my eyes and ask yourself "Did this woman made it all the way here from Colombia without knowing some very bad men who would love to do her a favor?"

Gloria: [aside to camera] I wanted to kill him. But I bite my tongue, because in this family they think that I am a Colombian hothead which is crazy, because a Colombian hot head is when you set somebody's head on fire. It smells terrible, but it sends a message.

Manny: That cinnamon stick is from Sri Lanka!
Luke: Get off me! You smell like a candle.
Manny: It's lavender bath beads, you son of a bitch!
Alex: And the award for the saddest brawl goes to...