Alex Quote #223
Alex: Check the structural integrity of the trophy case, bitches 'cause Mama's bringing home some hardware!
[aside to camera:]
Claire: Awards day at school the one day of the year Alex has some real swagger. Ironically, the one thing she's not good at.
[back:]
Alex: When I say "trophy," you say "trophy"! Trophy! Trophy! Can I get a wha-what?
Claire: What?
Alex: Bam! [glasses clatter] Bam! Bam!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Integrity’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gavin Saint Clair: What do you want? Oh.
Gloria: I just want you to listen to my voice and look into my eyes and ask yourself "Did this woman made it all the way here from Colombia without knowing some very bad men who would love to do her a favor?"
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I wanted to kill him. But I bite my tongue, because in this family they think that I am a Colombian hothead which is crazy, because a Colombian hot head is when you set somebody's head on fire. It smells terrible, but it sends a message.
Quote from Manny
Manny: That cinnamon stick is from Sri Lanka!
Luke: Get off me! You smell like a candle.
Manny: It's lavender bath beads, you son of a bitch!
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